slap the mofo's face.

oh no you didn't
seriously you need a tight slap in the face.
and maybe you need to get robbed of your handphone and money, etc.
just maybe.

have you heard the words coming out of your mouth?
how fucking arrogant you sound like?
shit, your nose is so high up there i can't even see the tip of it.
why do i put up with people like you?
because your friend is nice.
correction, your FRIENDS are nice.
you, on the other hand, you are one sorry excuse of a guy.

listen, why i chose to put "have sex" up there along with that list is my own damn business. what the fuck has it gotta do with you or your fucking narrow minded piece of ass? NOTHING. absolutely nothing. so shut the fuck up and get back to where you came from cause it's pretty damn obvious you haven't gotten enough education. oops my bad, you came to college for education right? sure looks like you ain't getting any. and besides, haven't you heard? sex sells. period. what the fuck's your problem? your head too far up your asshole you can't think properly?
just because you can't come up with awesome ideas like that doesn't mean other people can't.
and what business is it to you if i've had sex before or not?
man, i feel stupid for not giving it to you in your face right there and then.
you think you're so fucking smart.
well you know what, i totally knocked your presentation over.
BOWLED OVER.
please go back to your country or do us all a favour and die off.

sometimes i wonder if i'm too nice.
i think i am. that's why you walked all over me the other day.
well mister, i'll have you know this much.
you don't come from malaysia.
you don't know how it works here.
your father may be some big time dude somewhere on that continent,
but you sure aren't anything here but a tourist.
what's that you said? student visa?
kiss my scrawny ass.
if you aren't careful about what you're shooting your mouth around about
you might just end up as a laborer.
yeah, that won't be looking any good to your chick would it?
after all, she'd be looking to get some, and if you ain't giving it to her
she'll get some other dick to suck on.
so seriously, even if i can take your shit,
it doesn't mean other people can.
or the fact that they will.
cause there are other people who can't take fucking shit like that.

get a life and some manners. or just wilt away.
i'm completely disgusted by your swagger, attitude and most of all the fact that you think you're so damn hot. nigga please. you look fucking ugly. you hear me? FUCKING UGLY.
i'm just glad this is the last week of class.
i won't have to see you, hopefully for the rest of my time in college.